Take, for example, the job of preparing our home in the Helena, Montana for rent. I've lived in the Miller Street house for 22 years now, and it's been 20 since I performed the gut remodel that created the architectural feel that now defines the place. The big re-hab project included ripping off the original roof structure and adding a second story that includes three bedrooms, a big bathroom, and an open and bright room at the head of the stairs that I've always thought of as a lobby. In designing the remodel, I paid homage to family egalitarianism by carving out bedrooms for Sam and Max that were nearly identical in size at about 135 square feet each. But I claimed a big piece of the real estate when laying out the master bedroom, filling almost a third of the floor area, and framing in a bay window that admits beautiful top-of-the-hill views of the neighborhood. But the biggest adult benefit of that glorious room is the adjoining porch. Unfortunately, it took me twenty years to finish the thing.
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I decided to construct the porch as a two-story structure in concert with the new two-story house. But I allowed the project to stall as vision-only for a long time. I framed an exterior doorway in the second-floor master suite to allow passage to the yet-to-be-completed porch, but the magnitude of the big remodel project -- six months of hard work and a big chunk of my savings -- kept me from building the porch right away. In fact, for almost ten years you could open that second-story "porch" door and look down upon the sloped roof of the original porch below. I kept the deadbolt latched for safety.
I spot-welded the panels to rails that we fabricated from inch-and-a-half steel conduit. We drilled weep holes in the bottom of the bottom-rail. |
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I cut a water-shedding chamfer on the top of each composite end-panel. We drilled two inch-and-a-half holes in each panel to house the ends of the rails. |
The design you see here was born at four o'clock in the morning in March of 2014. I mind-sketched the thing during one of those nocturnal periods when the checklists of life stack themselves up against the night. I assigned myself the task that day, over coffee and in the pre-dawn darkness as I laid the design on paper: design a guardrail that I could build in two days using less than $500 worth of materials. And so I did, though I cheated on the time a little by enlisting the help of my friend Tom Beneventi.
It was a fun project, working for those days among the shop, a work-station out on the lawn, and the second floor of the porch. We used common materials, though we morphed them into unconventional configurations. The upper and lower rails are inch-and-a-half electrical conduit. The mesh was cut from galvanized steel panels made for the livestock industry. We fastened those two metal components to one another with spot welds.The end caps, where the rail assemblies are attached to the posts, were milled from the plastic-and-wood composite that’s widely used as decking material. But despite this eclectic mix of materials, we used operations that are common and reliable. And this simplicity of method worked to our benefit: we fabricated and installed the entire experimental design without a hitch.
Finally -- deck-goers can safely relax and appreciate the quiet ambiance of the neighborhood. |